I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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