LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Randomize
