We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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