we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
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I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
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You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
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