On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
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is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
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The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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