Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
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He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
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Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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