i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
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Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
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He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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