I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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