My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
oh god the rape fog is back!
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
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So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
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I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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