Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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