so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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