he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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