Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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