I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Randomize
