Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
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at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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