thus making me awesome and them whores
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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