I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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