I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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