your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
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Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
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He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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