I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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