I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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