these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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