after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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