gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
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I need you to use more vowels.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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