hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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