I want to stick my p in your. b.
Jerry, you need to find god
I feel great
I just peed on a car
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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