I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
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We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
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did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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