He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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