it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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