He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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