So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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