I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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