we're blogging at a bar
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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