is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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