The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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