Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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