Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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