Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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