Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
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We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
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If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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