Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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