That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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