Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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