you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
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I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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