Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Randomize
