allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Randomize
