i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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