this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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