Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
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Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
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No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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