you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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