you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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