he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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