i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
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If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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