'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Do vagina's smell?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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