i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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