I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
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How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
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I feel like everything in this room is sweating
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.