real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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