I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Buhtt sex?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
i believe in u and ur pee
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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