He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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