Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
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I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
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Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
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