I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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