This is not my ceiling
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
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I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
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It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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