I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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