He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
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Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
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I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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